The guest was about to leave the house and while going out of the house he enquired to chotu lovingly “is you coming with me, chotu?”

Chotu replied hurriedly, “Not at all. Actually we are waiting for you to go, momma is going to serve ice-cream as soon as you leave, so how can I go with you?”

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While teacher was busy teaching he saw that Pinto rushed out of the classroom.

Teacher turned to the boy sitting next to Pinto and asked, “What is wrong with Pinto?

Why he left the class in the middle of the hour?”

The next boy replied coolly, “Sir, Pinto has a habit of sleep walking.”

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Teacher had asked the students of the class as to how many hours each student studies at home.
There was a sort of competition amongst the students and they started telling,
“Sir, I study for four hours at home.”
“Sir, I study for six hours at home.”
“Sir, I study for eight hours at home.”
and in this way the number of hours went on increasing.Finally a student told that he studies for twenty-five hours!
Here teacher got annoyed and asked the student how can you study for twenty five hours when there are only twenty-four hours in the day?

“Sir, I get up one hour early!”
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Madhu was waiting for his wife to come from her mother’s place. A taxi comes and his wife gets down from the taxi. He sees that his mother-in-law has also come. Approaching his wife Madhu whispers to her, “Did you not get my telegram? I had clearly told you in that, you will not bring your mother along,”

Wife says, “mother read that telegram and she has come to ask you about it!”

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A suspect was under interrogation. Judge asks the man, “I have a complain that you are spreading rumors in the society. Is it true?”

Then he further asks the suspect, “tell me what rumor you were spreading this time?”

“Sir, I was telling every body that nowadays, government officers work without bribe.”

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A big thief was absconding and there was an interview of the police commissioner. He says to all the gathered reporters, “Once I get that thief I will never let him run.”

One voice comes from the group of reporters, “First catch him.”